Unofficial Networks Is Now Epic!
BROOMFIELD, Colo.—April 1, 2016—Vail Resorts, Inc. today announced that it has acquired the media website, Unofficial Networks, for an amount of cash which Unofficial Networks was too embarrassed to disclose.
“The first thing we intend to do is change the name of the site from ‘Unofficial Networks’ to ‘Official Networks’,” said Vail Resorts Supreme Leader. “We also plan to move their headquarters from Brooklyn, N.Y., to the base of Vail Mountain, our flagship resort, as their editorial team will now exclusively be extolling the virtues of our nine world-class mountain resorts and three urban ski areas in all of their content.”
“We’ve railed against big corporate skiing and shareholder profits since we founded the site, but when push came to shove, I just needed the new Tesla 3. #FeeltheBern,” said the Chief Comrade of Unofficial Networks.
Media Contact: Peter R. Flack, news@vailresorts.com
About Vail Resorts, Inc. (NYSE: MTN)
Vail Resorts, Inc., through its subsidiaries, is the leading global mountain resort operator. The Company’s subsidiaries operate nine world-class mountain resorts and three urban ski areas, including Vail, Beaver Creek, Breckenridge and Keystone in Colorado; Park City in Utah; Heavenly, Northstar and Kirkwood in the Lake Tahoe area of California and Nevada; Perisher in Australia; Wilmot in Wisconsin, Afton Alps in Minnesota and Mt. Brighton in Michigan. The Company owns and/or manages a collection of casually elegant hotels under the RockResorts brand, as well as the Grand Teton Lodge Company in Jackson Hole, Wyo. Vail Resorts Development Company is the real estate planning and development subsidiary of Vail Resorts, Inc. The Company also owns the media website, Official Networks. Vail Resorts is a publicly held company traded on the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE: MTN). The Vail Resorts company website is www.vailresorts.com and consumer website is www.snow.com.
“The first thing we intend to do is change the name of the site from ‘Unofficial Networks’ to ‘Official Networks’,” said Vail Resorts Supreme Leader. “We also plan to move their headquarters from Brooklyn, N.Y., to the base of Vail Mountain, our flagship resort, as their editorial team will now exclusively be extolling the virtues of our nine world-class mountain resorts and three urban ski areas in all of their content.”
“We’ve railed against big corporate skiing and shareholder profits since we founded the site, but when push came to shove, I just needed the new Tesla 3. #FeeltheBern,” said the Chief Comrade of Unofficial Networks.
Media Contact: Peter R. Flack, news@vailresorts.com
About Vail Resorts, Inc. (NYSE: MTN)
Vail Resorts, Inc., through its subsidiaries, is the leading global mountain resort operator. The Company’s subsidiaries operate nine world-class mountain resorts and three urban ski areas, including Vail, Beaver Creek, Breckenridge and Keystone in Colorado; Park City in Utah; Heavenly, Northstar and Kirkwood in the Lake Tahoe area of California and Nevada; Perisher in Australia; Wilmot in Wisconsin, Afton Alps in Minnesota and Mt. Brighton in Michigan. The Company owns and/or manages a collection of casually elegant hotels under the RockResorts brand, as well as the Grand Teton Lodge Company in Jackson Hole, Wyo. Vail Resorts Development Company is the real estate planning and development subsidiary of Vail Resorts, Inc. The Company also owns the media website, Official Networks. Vail Resorts is a publicly held company traded on the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE: MTN). The Vail Resorts company website is www.vailresorts.com and consumer website is www.snow.com.